Assorted Afflatuses

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Novelly Painful

By Joseph on 10 May 2007 | Permalink

As the banal phrase goes, Rome was not built in a day. Similarly, thirty days does not a great novel make, as I have discovered in the last three weeks.

For almost three weeks ago today, for whatever insane reason, I decided to — certainly not for the first time — challenge myself. But instead of attempting a set of insanely difficult math problems I have endeavored to write (or, perhaps more aptly, type) a fifty-thousand word novel in thirty days. For my English class, of course. Insane? Yes. Painful? Yes. Rewarding? Potentially.

At first the idea seemed a good one: I had an idea for a novel, but I never actually sat down to write it. With this project for my English class I could kill two birds with one stone. The first draft of the novel would be complete and I would help myself succeed in English.

Yet, three weeks into the project, it is beginning to wear me down. So far, I have written a pitiful 25,817 words, which puts me slightly behind the recommended target that, mathematically, one should have reached by this point in the thirty-day novel writing process.

My real problem stems from a lack of planning. The idea I had for my mystery-thriller novel was very vague and, with only thirty days to write the book, I did not spend as much time planning out the various twists and turns the plot would take beforehand. This lack of planning has manifested itself in numerous plot incongruities that will have to be ironed out later.

Frankly, I just want to cross the fifty-thousand word mark to assure myself that such a feat can be accomplished. I imagine that I will feel less internal resistance toward the notion of writing a novel, perhaps in sixty or ninety days and with more planning, knowing that I can weave a fifty-thousand word tale.

(Read the prologue after the discontinuation).

Regardless of what other people have said or would say, I consider this to be the only portion of my novel that is, to my standards, reasonably well-written.

Enjoy.

Prologue

LONDON, ENGLAND

     Lord Charles Henry Fremouth did not expect to die when he sat down to tea. And neither, for that matter, did anyone else. Despite the age projected by his title, Lord Fremouth was in very good health, even for someone just thirty-five years old.
"Wha — what's happening to me?" he gasped as his china tea service tumbled to the floor, staining his fine oriental rug and littering the room with shards of Sèvres porcelain. "Worthington! Worthington!" he cried, in a last vain attempt to call his valet.
     Outside the Earl's opulent London townhouse, Daniel Beckett watched as Lord Fremouth took one last breath and tumbled, dead, from his divan. Bathed in the glow of London's nighttime traffic, Beckett walked towards his rented Mercedes and disappeared into the night.

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