Assorted Afflatuses

Sickness, pain, genocide, bad food — all things I truly despise. But, more recently, I have come to really, truly detest these bizarre pieces of footwear called Crocs that people from all walks of life have adopted. Words alone cannot fully express just how deplorable I find those hideous bright-colored sandal-esque pieces of footwear.

For goodness sake! Buy a pair of tennis shoes, flip flops, sandals — anything — but those horrid pieces of closed cell resin. As I always say, comfort is absolutely, positively, never an excuse for choosing something incredibly hideous and tacky.

But the real reason that I have endeavored to write this little snippet is my recent discovery of a truly fantastic website: ihatecrocs.com. This website, like its second-cousin, Ban Comic Sans, has a multitude of information for the enterprising portion of our population looking for even more confirmation that their deep seeded hatred is justified.